Infosys project manager dance

1474 megapixel image

Here is a photo taken using a a panaroma image capturing device called gigapan created by the carnegie mellon university and a canon g10 camera.

The photographer had to click 220 snaps from that camera to get this complete view of the Obama's inaugural address. It took a macbook pro around 7hrs to process the complete image. The final size of the image is over 2GB.

CLICK HERE to look at the image. zoom in and see, you can easily check out all the faces there.

Jokes :-D

Teacher: One and one makes two. What will five and
> five make?
> Student: Sir, this is not fair. You always do the
> easy ones.

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> Son: Dad, do you think you can write on the dark?
> Dad: Of course I can, son.
> Son: Then turn off the light please, and sign my
> report card.

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> Johnson: I am not going to talk to you.
> Ruban : But why?
> ohnson: Because you called me stupid in front of the
> whole class.
> Ruban : oh! I didn't know that it was a secret!

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> Father: Did you do some mischief in school today?
> Son: No, Dad. I was quietly standing on the bench
> the whole day.

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> Father: Where is my paper?
> Son: I wrapped the rubbish in it.
> Father: But I wanted to see it.
> Son: Oh! There is nothing to see. Just some orange
> peels, chocolate papers and a few meat bones.

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> Father: Why do you say your teacher doesn't know
> anything?
> Son: She is always asking us questions.

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> An old man brought a package to the village post
> office, but the clerk refused to accept it.
> "What is the matter?" asked the old man. "It is too
> heavy; you will have to put
> more stamps on it", replied the clerk. The old man
> was curious,
> "And if I put more stamps on it, will that make it
> any lighter?" he asked.

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> Employer: How good are you in typing?
> Employee: Twenty mistakes a minute, Sir.

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> The old gypsy women looked from her crystal ball and
> said,
> "I shall answer any two questions you ask for
> hundred rupees."
> "Is not that a little high?" asked the customer.
> "Yes, it is," she said, "and now what is the second
> question?"

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> Joe : I started life without a rupee in my pocket.
> Tom : I started my life without having a pocket.

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> A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard
> you died."
> "But you see I am alive," smiled the friend.
> "Impossible," said the psychiatrist,
> "the man who told me is much more reliable than
> you."

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> A boxer went inside the toilet attached to
> the waiting room at a railway station.
> for fear of losing his overcoat,
> he fastened a card on it and left it on a stand in
> the room.
> The following lines were scribbled on the card
> - "owned by a famous boxer who will be back in a few
> minutes."
> After sometimes he came back to take his overcoat.
> On the stand he found a card which read,
> "Taken by a champion runner who is not coming back."

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> "At last," said the writer of poems, "I have written
> something that will be accepted by any magazine.
> " What is it? asked his friend.
> "A cheque for a year's subscription," was the reply.

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> Patient (at mental hospital) : We like you better
> than the last doctor.
> New doctor (flattered) : How is that?
> Patient : You seem more like one of us.

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> Doctor: "Deep breathing, you understand, destroys
> microbes."
> Patient: "But, doctor, how can I force them to
> breathe deeply?"

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> "Dr", said he, "if there is anything the matter with
> me, don't frighten me half to death by giving it a
> specific name. Just tell me what is it in plain
> English."
> "Well", said the doctor, "to be frank with you, you
> are just plain lazy."
> "Thank you Dr", sighed the patient with relief. "Now
> give me a scientific name so that I can go home and
> tell the misses."

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> The doctor smiled as he entered the room.
> "You look much better to-day."
> "Yes, I followed the directions on your medicine
> bottle."
> "What are they?"
> "Keep the bottle tightly closed!"

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> "I'm having difficulty in breathing, Doctor!"
> "I'll soon stop that!"

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> Doctor: " How many fingers am I holding up?"
> Patient: "Six"
> Doctor: "I don't know which is worse; your eyesight
> or arithmetic!"

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HOROSCOPE FOR U

Hey! Take this short test and then send it on, changing the subject to your score. Remember to send it to who ever Sent it to you, so they know how you scored. It's kind of cool. Grab a pencil and paper and keep track of your letter answers. Make sure you change the subject of the e-mail to your total.

1. When do you feel your best?
(a) In the morning
(b) During the afternoon and early evening
(c) Late at night

2. You usually walk-
(a) fairly fast, with long steps
(b) fairly fast, but with short, quick steps
(c) less fast, head up, looking the world in the face
(d) less fast, head down
(e) very slowly

3. When talking to people, you-
(a) stand with your arms folded
(b) have your hands clasped
(c) have one or both your hands on your hips
(d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking
(e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

4. When relaxing, you sit with-
(a) your knees bent and your legs neatly
side by side
(b) your legs crossed
(c) your legs stretched out or straight
(d) with one leg curled under you

5. When something really amuses you, you react with
(a) a big,appreciative laugh
(b) a laugh, but not a loud one
(c) a quiet chuckle
(e) asheepish smile

6. When you go to a party or social gathering, you
(a) make a loud Entrance so everyone notices you
(b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
(c) make quietest possible entrance and try to stay unnoticed

7. You are working hard, concentrating hard. You are interrupted. You:
(a) welcome the break
(b) feel extremely irritated
(c) vary between these two extremes

8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
(a) red or orange
(b) black
(c) yellow or light blue
(d) green
(e) dark blue or purple
(f) white
(g) brown or gray

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you lie
(a) stretched out on your back
(b) stretched out facedown on your stomach
(c) on your side, slightly curled
(d) with your head on one arm
(e) with your head under the covers

10. You often dream that you are
(a) falling
(b) fighting or struggling
(c) searching for something or somebody
(d) flying or floating
(e) You usually have a dreamless sleep
(f) You're dreams are always pleasant

POINTS:
1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6
2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1
3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4
8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f ) 2 (g) 1
9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1
10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f ) 1

Add the total number of points.

OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle withcare." You are seen as vain, self-centered, and extremely dominant. Others may admire you and wish they could be more like you, but they don't always trust you and hesitate to become too deeply involved with you.

FROM 51 TO 60 POINTS: Your friends see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, quick to make decisions (though not always the right ones). They see you as bold and venturesome, someone who will try an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the Excitement you radiate.

FROM 41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who is constantly the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to your head. They see you also as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who will cheer them up and help them out.

FROM 31 TO 40 POINTS: Other people see you as sensible, cautious, careful, and practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or too easily, but someone who is extremely loyal to the friends you do make and who expects the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize that it takes alot to shake your trust in your friends, but, equally, that it takes you along time to get over it if that trust is Broken.

FROM 21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy.They see you as very, very cautious and extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment. They expect you to examine everything carefully from every side and then, usually decide against it. They think
this reaction on your part is caused partly by your careful nature and
partly by laziness.

UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs to be looked after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions and who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything. They see you as a worrier, who sees problems that don't exist.

Some people think you're boring. Only the people who know you well know
that you aren't.

Difference LOVE & FRIEND

Difference between "somebody you Love" & "somebody you Like"

In front of the person you love, your heart beats faster
But in front of the person you like, you get happy.
In front of the person you love, winter seems like spring
But in front of the person you like, winter is just beautiful winter.
If you look into the eyes of the one you love, you blush
But if you look into the eyes of the one you like, you smile.
In front of the person you love, you can't say everything on your mind
But in front of the person you like, you can.
In front of the person you love, you tend to get shy
But in front of the person you like, you can show your own self.
You can't look straight into the eyes of the one you love
But you can always smile into the eyes of the one you like.
When the one you love is crying, you cry with them
But when the one you like is crying, you end up comforting.
The feeling of love starts from the eye
But the feeling of like starts from the ear.
So if you stop liking a person you used to like, all you need to do is cover your ears.
But if you try to close your eyes, love turns into a drop of
tear and remains in your heart forever ...