ROBOT Chatting

Why Never Marry a Software Engineer

(assuming that the reply are from a robot)

Husband (returning late from work) : Hai dear. I’m now logged in.
Wife: Have you brought the samosas?
H: Bad command or file name
W: But I told you in the morning!
H: Erroneous syntax. Abort, retry, cancel
W: Ha e Bhagwan!, forget it. Where is your salary?
H: File in use. Try after some time
W: At least, give me your credit card. I need to do some shopping.
H: Sharing violation. Access denied
W: I made a great mistake in marrying an idiot like you.
H: Data type mismatch
W: You are useless!
H: By default
W: Who was with you in the car this morning ?
H: System is unstable. Press Alt + Ctrl + Del to reboot
W: Would you like to have some lassi?
H: File system full
W: Ahhh! What is my value in this family?
H: Unknown virus
W: Do you love me or your computer or you’re being just funny ?
H: Too many parameters

ABCD.... Z

To Achieve Your Dreams, Remember Your ABCs

A-void negative sources, people, things and habits.

B-elieve in yourself.

C-onsider things from every angle.

D-on't give up and don't give in.

E-njoy life today: yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.

F-amily and Friends are hidden treasures.*-Seek them and enjoy their riches.

G-ive more than you planned to give.

H-ang on to your dreams.

I-gnore those who try to discourage you.

J-ust do it!

K-eep on trying, no matter how hard it seems. It will get better.

L-ove yourself first and foremost.

M-ake it happen.

N-ever lie, cheat, or steal. Always strike a fair deal.

O-pen your eyes and see things as they really are.

P-ractice makes perfect. So practise what you preach.

Q-uitters never win and winners never quit.

R-ead, study and learn about everything important in your life.

S-top procrastinating.

T-ake control of your own destiny.

U-nderstand yourself in order to better understand others.

V-isualize it.

W-ant it more than anything.

X-ccelerate your efforts.

Y-ou are unique of all of Nature's creations. Nothing can replace you.

Z-ero in on your target, and go for it!!

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